About

Welcome to The Effew Review, one of the world’s most distinguished imaginary publications!

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Poetry & fiction submissions are considered year-round and should not exceed 8 pages. We never publish anything in print or online and reject 100% of submissions. Our entire raison d’etre is to compose satirically sadistic letters of rejection for your entertainment and gratification. Please send work as pdf to TheEffewReview@gmail.com.

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We look forward to roasting your words!